I Finally Perceive Why So Many Bitches Put On Faux Eyelashes Cumbrella In 1882, London Prostitute Gerda Puridle Invented Elongated Eye Lashes Or “cumbrellas” To Block Semen From Getting In Working Ladies’ Eyes Which Are Worn At Present As Frequent Style “Hold Ye Horses, John Thou Art Welcome To Don Thine Cum On Thou Face, For I’ve Utilized My Cumbrellas”

Makeup, hair care, and beauty enhancements go back centuries and have been a part of human society far longer than most individuals assume. The history of eyelash extensions is particularly fascinating, and dates again further than most assume. There isn’t any evidence to help the story that a 19th century London prostitute invented false eyelashes….